When every guy I’ve ever dated comes out of the woodwork in the same week
and I’m like..
Typical. @julianakenny
(Source: disneygentsfromlastnight)
Happy Mother’s Day to the most wonderful, strong, courageous and beautiful woman I know!!
Joffrey Bieber featuring the backup vocals of Lady Sansa Stark and The Kingsguard!
Fan submission (courtesy of reinigend)
May Yoga Cat: Trikonasana variation #yogacat #sassy
“ The odd thing about this life is that you spend half your time trying to get people to listen to you and the rest of the time trying to get them to leave you the fuck alone. ”
Tom Waits (via bbook)
Apparently Rihanna and I have the same ENT doctor in NYC. #imingoodhands
Legit queries.
Happy 30th Birthday to my big brother! Thanks for being cool, introducing me to Oasis, and breaking my leg & arm. I owe you. 👊
Just stop.
Have actually been working very hard to remember this every day as I occupy multiple vehicles of transportation: I do not owe my time or speech to anyone.
Stolen from @kschwiz! Love you @lizzy5445
