memories of nut-holding contests of years past.
this year, my mom bought 30 lbs of potatoes and almost 50 lbs of turkeys (two separate turkeys, mind you) for t-givs.
nomnomnom.
“ We all have such fateful objects — it may be a recurrent landscape in one case, a number in another — carefully chosen by the gods to attract events of specific significance for us: here shall John always stumble; there shall Jane’s heart always break. ”
THE BEGINNING OF THE END:
i may have to get a twitter account. one of my authors has asked me to manage his account, but i realized i have no idea what i’m doing. why is there a 140 character count?? that is a VERY SMALL CHARACTER COUNT. how do you link things?! boo.
OMG MOM WHAT WILL YOU WATCH?!?!?!?!?
“These three ads from Draftfcb in Vienna suggest that Condomi’s fruit-flavored condoms “taste like real fruit.” So much so, in fact, that the wearer might have a reason to fear his (unseen) partner, who might suddenly forget where she (or he) is.”
“ a proper panna cotta should quiver like the inner thigh of a 17th century courtesan. ”
Nigella Lawson
Cup&Up - Minimally Invasive Mastopexy
“What we’ve done is build a silicon bra, insert it into the body, and attach it to the ribs and to the fascia. It’s like a normal external bra.”
EXCEPT IT’S NOT. BECAUSE IT’S ATTACHED TO YOUR RIBS. and whatever the fascia is/are.
fist pumpin like champs!
lol catz will never get old. ever.
obsessed with everything about this.
