The Question of the Day
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let’s do it.
david: I guess the only real question is what won’t we need samurai sword lessons for.
this is amazing. i really want to be kristen bell’s friend.
Good morning, Miami.
Book Club Brunch (Taken with Instagram at Family Diner)
FRAT BOY DREAMS = CRUSHED
- Tamare: i dated a frat douche from pike
- Me: PIKE!? zomg
- Tamare: ya danny makes fun of me
- Tamare: apparently pikes are douches
- Tamare: but these guys were nice!
- Tamare: his name was josh and he was such a douche
- Tamare: he worked for Vitamin water
- Me: “his name was josh and he was such a douche”
- Me: that is the statement every girl has uttered who has ever dated a frat guy
- Tamare: hahahah
- Me: VITAMIN WATER
- Me: OMG TAMMY hahahhaha
- Me: so classic
- Tamare: he apparently once rode ATVs with 50 Cent
- Tamare: TRUE STORY
- Tamare: he was like "ill take u sometime" … i know him
- Me: i just drooled on my laptop
- Me: no
- Me: i am sorry
- Tamare: omg hahahahaha
- Me: he never rode ATVs with 50 cent
- Tamare: but 50 cent had a house in CT!
- Tamare: cuz 50 cent did the vitamin water
- Me: THAT DOESNT MEAN UR EX BF JOSH FROM PIKE WAS FRIENDS W/HIM
- Tamare: HAHAHA
- Tamare: waaaaaaah
- Tamare: that was his only redeeming quality
Happy National Peanutz Buttah Day! (Taken with instagram)
What is the meaning of life? (Taken with instagram)
Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Oreo Brownie Stack.
Time to die.
Oh, Etta.
I will think of you every time I sing this song in some shitty suburban bar.
Rest in Song.
(Also, I will think of you every time Beyonce pretends to be you and also during all those times I wish I were black in addition to whenever I’m singing slave songs in the kitchen while making griddle cakes oh yes and also while alone belting “All I Could Do Was Cry” in my apartment alone with my cat half-drunk off of bourbon with my cat.)
(Source: parangarico, via )
Nothin like a little faux fur to make this Wednesday better. (Taken with instagram)
“I don’t get down with jerking off, dude.”
- The fact that Mark Wahlberg apparently doesn’t masturbate is more shocking to me than the fact that Mark Wahlberg honestly thinks that he could have prevented 9/11.
Juice Cleanse Day 3.
All I want to do is eat this.
All of it.
Immediately.
#worstvegetarianever
Juicing! (Taken with instagram)
