January 18, 2012

-saturdaynightlive:

“I don’t get down with jerking off, dude.”

  • The fact that Mark Wahlberg apparently doesn’t masturbate is more shocking to me than the fact that Mark Wahlberg honestly thinks that he could have prevented 9/11.
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