WITCHES AND HO'S

FRAT BOY DREAMS = CRUSHED

• Tamare: i dated a frat douche from pike
• Me: PIKE!? zomg
• Tamare: ya danny makes fun of me
• Tamare: apparently pikes are douches
• Tamare: but these guys were nice!
• Tamare: his name was josh and he was such a douche
• Tamare: he worked for Vitamin water
• Me: “his name was josh and he was such a douche”
• Me: that is the statement every girl has uttered who has ever dated a frat guy
• Tamare: hahahah
• Me: VITAMIN WATER
• Me: OMG TAMMY hahahhaha
• Me: so classic
• Tamare: he apparently once rode ATVs with 50 Cent
• Tamare: TRUE STORY
• Tamare: he was like "ill take u sometime" … i know him
• Me: i just drooled on my laptop
• Me: no
• Me: i am sorry
• Tamare: omg hahahahaha
• Me: he never rode ATVs with 50 cent
• Tamare: but 50 cent had a house in CT!
• Tamare: cuz 50 cent did the vitamin water
• Me: THAT DOESNT MEAN UR EX BF JOSH FROM PIKE WAS FRIENDS W/HIM
• Tamare: HAHAHA
• Tamare: waaaaaaah
• Tamare: that was his only redeeming quality