i once got a fortune cookie that said, “Don’t Be Afraid Of Computers.”WITCHES AND HO'STumblr (3.0; @cuntyvirago)http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/Olympian has surprise baby at the gym<a href="http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/12/17/olympian-has-surprise-baby-at-the-gym/">Olympian has surprise baby at the gym</a>http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/304778603http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/304778603Mon, 28 Dec 2009 14:15:55 -0500Photo<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv8gbeqZi51qz8wh2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/300470944http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/300470944Fri, 25 Dec 2009 19:06:50 -0500I CAN HAZ…..?<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv6hlaFHHP1qz8wh2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I CAN HAZ…..?</p>http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/299075269http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/299075269Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:39:10 -0500CROQUEMBOUCHEmustache ornament!? i wantz.<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv4imjgRgH1qz8wh2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>mustache ornament!? i wantz.</p>http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/297301850http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/297301850Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:06:00 -0500mustache ornament!? i wantz.xmasSOMETHING I WILL MISS ABOUT THE 2000S:Saying “WhateverFest OH-Number.”  Hiccup Fest 07, Bake Fest 05-09, Hippie Fest 08,...http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/296911704http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/296911704Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:43:00 -0500SOMETHING I WILL MISS ABOUT THE 2000Sturnlizer: My dad just walked downstairs, very deliberately...<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv3368HB5u1qzn44to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://turnlizer.tumblr.com/post/296023473/my-dad-just-walked-downstairs-very-deliberately" target="_blank">turnlizer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My dad just walked downstairs, very deliberately handed me this ceramic goat figurine, solemnly said, “Liz, I want you to have this,” and then walked away again.</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG LIZTURNER I MISS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY SO SO SO MUCH.</p>http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/296901935http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/296901935Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:35:03 -0500i love liz turner and all of the turner family9 News Stories from 2009 that put the DICK in Ridiculous9 News Stories from 2009 that put the DICK in Ridiculous: “There are some pretty crazy people...http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/295508066http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/295508066Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:18:27 -0500penis storiesOH WHAT UP INTERNETZ? SUCK IT INTERNETZ AND HTMLZ AND ALL YOUR CODING BULLSHIT. GUESS WHO RESURRECTED DA BLAG?!http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/293859403http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/293859403Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:15:18 -0500THE BLAG IS BACK!SUCK ON THIS INTERNETZImpromptu Snowball Fight in Times Square<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0sahqRYn1qz8wh2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a title="Impromptu Snowball Fight in Times Square" target="_blank" href="http://blog.ricecracker.net/2009/12/20/snowball-fight-times-square/">Impromptu Snowball Fight in Times Square</a></p>http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/293819215http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/293819215Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:44:41 -0500snowball fighttimes squareDecember has been the FML Month of 2009.<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuzagwuWCE1qz8wh2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>December has been the FML Month of 2009.</p>http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/292529008http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/292529008Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:22:08 -0500FMLi think thor has ringworm.i don't know why i brought up easterme: asking me to remember something these days is like asking jesus to resurrect at easter. it's...http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/291067806http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/291067806Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:26:13 -0500I read my fortune in the NY Times Book Review: “[Deranged artist and author] was attractive to men and to women, until her diet of alcohol...http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/290822588http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/290822588Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:49:16 -0500at least it’s an adorable slippery slope.<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kux2lpkyGi1qz8wh2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>at least it’s an adorable slippery slope.</p>http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/290677584http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/290677584Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:37:01 -0500thorpiepanKITTENZ!!!!i am a cat ladyMixing Meaty Cocktails With a Shot of Celebrity:  On the...<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kut3rdOO5B1qz8wh2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a title="Mixing Meaty Cocktails With a Shot of Celebrity" target="_blank" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/17/fashion/17nuggetini.html?_r=1&ref=fashion">Mixing Meaty Cocktails With a Shot of Celebrity</a>:  On the McNuggetini: “It’s fine once you get past the barbecue sauce,” Ms. Hardstark, 29, said of the drink, part chocolate shake, part Chicken McNugget. “It tastes just like a White Russian, but with meat.”</p>http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/287682965http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/287682965Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:11:00 -0500mcnuggetinihmmm?WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOOT<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kup3i09U5V1qz8wh2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kup3i09U5V1qz8wh2o2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kup3i09U5V1qz8wh2o3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kup3i09U5V1qz8wh2o4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOOT</p>http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/284639917http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/284639917Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:15:36 -0500MIAMIj’aime bien mon présent. je n’ai pas honte de ce que j’ai eu, je n’ai pas de...j’aime bien mon présent. je n’ai pas honte de ce que j’ai eu, je n’ai pas de...http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/283600457http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/283600457Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:09:55 -0500la fin de cherileawelcome to miami — bienvenido a miami!!SERIOUSLY THOUGH....<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EMPArYnklYo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EMPArYnklYo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>welcome to miami — bienvenido a miami!!<br/><br/>SERIOUSLY THOUGH. there will be spa treatments, beachz, pool side barz, cuban food, cuban cigars, dancing, and cabana boyz (chaching), etc., etc.<br/><br/>wow. doesn’t that look like FUNNNNNN??!!??!??!??!??!??!?!?</p>http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/283487471http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/283487471Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:15:50 -0500MIAMIw00tlolzme: i'm actually seriously considering getting a tattoo dangerously soon. like tomorrow. but im...http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/279393853http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/279393853Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:16:00 -0500laurmadtattoozKITTENZ!!!!"so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."“so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/275067069http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/275067069Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:13:08 -0500Things I've Learned This Weekend:This weekend was pretty much awesome.  On Thursday, I decided to adopt a kitten and by Thursday...http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/272659718http://cuntyvirago.tumblr.com/post/272659718Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:47:00 -0500KITTENZ!!!!responsibilitiesfleasOMG FLEASparasites